I rolled the other day(notice the mud streak one my face). It just so happens that it's very muddy this time of year and I happen to like mud. I am always called a dirty dog when I come in muddy, and in the summer my sister gives me a bath, but I hate bathes. That's why this is the best time of year to roll, because it's too cold for a shower outside. I don't get what's so bad about mud (or the other 'stuff' I roll in). The humans act like it's a crime to get down 'n dirty in the stuff that smells good. Well, it smells good to me, at least. I always tend to roll again after a bath in the summer, so there's no point in that, either. Once again I am lead into thinking that human's never seem to think rationally. Have a nice evening everyone! I have to see if I can beg my mommy into giving me a pig ear. Pigs are so good! Bye!

Thank you Lucia for telling me that a "big, loud thing that sucks dirt up" is called a Vacuum Cleaner.(new addition to my vocab.)
Please see new Vocab. list on the side of this page. It shows all the new words people tell me and it will be updated everytime a new word is learned. Thanks!