This is the blog of a family dog named Abby in Upstate New York, who writes (in her own words)about her everyday life.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Garbage Pile-Mmm, Mmm, Good!




OMG!!! Garbage is SO good! I only just found it. I don't know what it's really called, but it looks like a pile of garbage to me, so....The humans threw all this yummy food here! Just for me! They love me so much! It's like a gold mine of good food! It has the whole works: Banana peels, egg shells, apple cores, ashes from the campfire, used hamster shavings, corn husks, and stuff I don't even recognize!! I think there may even have been some horse doo-doo along the way, which is always good. I can't believe the humans didn't eat all that stuff!?!?!?! I mean, it's so good! I now go out every day and have myself a feast, which is making a permanent dirt clump on my chin, but I figure you have to suffer for the good stuff. I just love it SOOOOO much!! It's just so awesome. And the best part is, they add new stuff everyday!! I get more EVERYDAY! We don't need chickens!! We have the stuff all right here..... unless the chickens are the main course, and this is the side. That's even better. We could throw a party! I have the refreshments!! I'll have my dad cut some of the trees around it (and maybe some chicken heads, too! (-: ), so we can dig in! It'll be great. I'll start planning. Hmm, this month, next month? I'll think about it. In the meantime, have a good day!

7 comments:

Gudl said...

Abby!! Bad dog!! Stay out of the COMPOST PILE! You are a pig, not a dog!
I am disgusted!

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Abby,

Welcome to www.dogswithblogs.com.au - it is great to meet you, and I am sure you will make lots of new friends here :)

Love
Opy

Luna und Luzie said...

Iiiiigitt...the humans says.

Wow what a great garbage pile... I love garbage ... Patch says

Have a nice "garbage" day , Abby !!!

Jake said...

Oh Abby, you're so lucky! We have a pile too, but every time I go over to eat off of it my humans tell me no. It does make my poop kind of runny so I know I shouldn't eat it, but it is so tasty!

Abby said...

My humans so not to, too, but I stop doing it while they are looking, and the minute they turn around I start eating again.

Anonymous said...

I have a garbage pile too but Mom doesn't put too much out there, mostly carrot and potato peels and old lettuce and stuff. Sometimes I find something good. Mostly it's a nice smelling place to take a nap once in a while. And, in cold weather it has a rather warm feeling.

Anonymous said...

This made me laugh! Abby, you and Baxter would be great friends. He loves giant piles of smelly discarded stuff too! It's delicious!

Have you discovered the horse "piles" yet?