This is the blog of a family dog named Abby in Upstate New York, who writes (in her own words)about her everyday life.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Ruby Visited






This is Ruby. My sister says she is a Newfoundland, but that can't be true, because that sounds like "New-Found-Land", and she is definitely NOT a piece of land. She wasn't very social. I tried to play with her, but besides our usual "let me sniff you in impolite places" meeting ritual, she ignored me. Can you believe it?!?!?!!? She IGNORED me!! Luckily she doesn't have a dog-blog, so she won't read this, but how lame can you be!!?!?!?! To ignore another dog and go walking on the other dog's property. The pictures of us TOGETHER are the only one's we have, because she was never really with me. She looks like a bear, too. If I looked like a bear, I would be ashamed to show my face in public!! Well, I think so at least. I mean, if I were walking with my mommy on the road and another human said" Is that a BEAR!!?!?!!?", I would be totally embarrassed. TOTALLY! What is the point of being such a wonderful species like a dog when everyone mistakens you for a bear?!?!?!?! Well, I suppose she doesn't have a choice, but still. I know I am being mean, but it's my blog and I can voice my opinion, so I thought I would......

On another note, my sister's horse got here. Now all she talks about is Daisy. Daisy this and Daisy that. Ugh!!! It's driving me nuts!!! I even got buzzed by the dumb wires that the horse is kept in. Now I have to duck really low, just in case it happens again. I went into the horse's land the first day she was here, and she CHASED ME OUT!!! I didn't know she had it in her. She just suddenly spun and ran at me. I had to get out really fast. When I was out, she acted like nothing had happened, and she kept on eating the ground like before. ( I wonder if the ground tastes that good...hmm, I'll have to try it.) Sheesh! Horses these days. They are so rude. My sister keeps on strapping a big brown thing on her back and sitting on her. She acts like it's so fun. I can do that too!! Well, to be honest (not that I'm not honest or anything), but I think she was trying to do that once with a blanket but I wouldn't let her and I ran away. Now I feel bad. Ugh, this blog makes me feel bad about a lot of stuff. Anyway, that's enough writing, I have to go. Tootles!

7 comments:

Sherman said...

I have a ruby down the street. She's a hound aand she howls if you don't pet her.

Markus said...

wow abby, sounds like you need a therapist.... ;-)

Boomer said...

ugh, sounds like you have a lot going on! That Ruby is so rude, how can anyone resist to be with you? I'm glad you didn't get hurt by that mean horse. I've never met a horse before, maybe when I come to your house next time! Love you, Boomie

Abby said...

Howls if you don't pet her? Now that is what I call selfish.

Maybe I DO need a therapist!...

I do have a lot going on. I couldn't believe that Ruby was so rude. And yes, don't worry, you can meet the horse when you visit. Believe me, that horse is not pleasant!

Germanone93 said...

thats an awesome dog

Gudl said...

I like your 'slide'! great job

Abby said...

Thanks, and germanone93, I DO NOT think she is an awesome dog!!!!! Do you not get it?!?!?!!? I really DO NOT LIKE HER!! UGH!!!!