Can you believe it? We are keeping birds as pets!!!! Birds!!! See them? IN OUR HOUSE!!! I think my humans have gone mad! Everyone knows that dogs like to eat birds, and cats, well, they LOVE birds!!!! The humans are being totally cruel by keeping them! They came in a little box in the letter truck! I am so disappointed in my humans!! They wanted them! They payed little pieces of green paper just to have them!!!! My mommy said that they can lay eggs, whatever those are. I'm so confused. Life just gets weirder and weirder. I thought my humans were ok, but no, they showed their brilliance by getting those birds. Grrrr. Winged animals aren't supposed to be in the house. They belong outside. Just because they are "so cute". I'll show them cute! Anyway, just an update.