This is the blog of a family dog named Abby in Upstate New York, who writes (in her own words)about her everyday life.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Can you believe it? We are keeping birds as pets!!!! Birds!!! See them? IN OUR HOUSE!!! I think my humans have gone mad! Everyone knows that dogs like to eat birds, and cats, well, they LOVE birds!!!! The humans are being totally cruel by keeping them! They came in a little box in the letter truck! I am so disappointed in my humans!! They wanted them! They payed little pieces of green paper just to have them!!!! My mommy said that they can lay eggs, whatever those are. I'm so confused. Life just gets weirder and weirder. I thought my humans were ok, but no, they showed their brilliance by getting those birds. Grrrr. Winged animals aren't supposed to be in the house. They belong outside. Just because they are "so cute". I'll show them cute! Anyway, just an update.

8 comments:

Gudl said...

Abby, please don't be angry!
The chicks will soon leave our house. They only stay in until they are bigger and can stand the cold outside! The good thing is, once they lay eggs you will get one over your dry food and I know you love that!

Abby said...

Oh, so that is what that is! The weird/good oily stuff. Ooh, yum!

Abby said...

And also, I now know that they are called chicks....thanks mommy....

Sherman said...

I'd rather roll on a dead one than eat it.

Boomer said...

they look yummy...

Lucy and Alli said...

do they taste like chicken??? they look like chickens, i keep licking the screen but mommy is telling me not to

Abby said...

I don't think the screen tastes like chicken....I should've tried licking it! I'm not allowed to eat the little birds

Jake said...

I'm with you Sherm, rolling on a dead one...oooh yeah!