My Bone Trail

Ok, first things first. I apologize for not posting in so long. I was very busy, and my typer-human-sister was also busy. She "didn't have enough time". Booo! Anyhow, I know I have written about bones before, but I got these new pictures and I figured I have to write something about them, so here goes: My Personal Bone Stations. Great idea, isn't it?!?!?! Well, I made it happen. You see, throughout the winter I saw dead deer. I just ate away at the skin and hair (it's still not off my tongue) and presto, what is underneath?!?! BONES! I have my own, personally run, personally owned BONE TRAIL. I have bones all over our trail. I guess to humans it must look kind-of creepy. Walking along and finding a leg or an arm....oops, deer don't have arms. Lets just leave it at legs. Anyway, my sister saw one, and she had a murder story going in her head, until she realized the culprit was me (isn't that cool?!?! I'm a dog, culprit, garbage lover, and good-looking, all at the same time!! That is what I call multitasking. Or maybe multi-being. What I mean is, I am very skilled.) I have bones everywhere. I can stop for a snack whenever I want! And, of course, it's free, although if you want to come you might have to trade me stuff. Pig ears, dog bones, the usual (don't worry, Boomer, I don't mean you!). So anyway, come whenever! (my pig ear stock is getting low) Have a great day, everyone! And look out for the next post, on fashion of a German Shepherd, Airedale Terrier Mixed Dog ( I am very good at inventing cool titles...can you tell?) Tootles!

Rolling

I love rolling. Humans think it looks funny, but it really is a very serious act. Even the horse does it, and we know the horse thinks she is so cool, so if she does it, it MUST be cool. I roll when I feel good. It itches my back. It is also a good idea to do when you roll it stuff that smells good. Well, the stuff I roll in normally doesn't smell so good to the humans, to the point where they have to give me a bath, but oh well. I do it anyway. Anyhow, I roll in clean grass, too. These pictures are of the three stages of The Roll. Step one: lie down on your side. Step two: using a swinging motion roll onto your back. Step three: the finish, lay down on the opposite side that you started on. See? It's a very complicated process. VERY complicated. I wish more humans took it seriously, but I suppose you have to pity humans, with their puny sized brains. Anyhow, I have to go. Happy rolling!

Happy Birthday, Mommy!

I just wanted to wish my favorite Mommy a very Happy Birthday today! I love you very much mom. (I must say, though, it's a tie between her and Boomer )

I wonder how the 'Birthday' came about. Hmm, does it have anything to do with the day we are born being the day we are born? "Birth" day? I don't know. Anyhow, whoever made it up was pretty smart. I look forward to my Birthday every year! No that much happens. I get extra treats, but that's about it. Oh well, I still find it to be important. That is the day I remember my puppy years.....oops, my memory doesn't go that long. My bad. Well, I remember as far back as I can. Yesterday, or so......Anyhow, I just wanted to say Happy Birthday! Have a good day!

Garbage Pile-Mmm, Mmm, Good!

OMG!!! Garbage is SO good! I only just found it. I don't know what it's really called, but it looks like a pile of garbage to me, so....The humans threw all this yummy food here! Just for me! They love me so much! It's like a gold mine of good food! It has the whole works: Banana peels, egg shells, apple cores, ashes from the campfire, used hamster shavings, corn husks, and stuff I don't even recognize!! I think there may even have been some horse doo-doo along the way, which is always good. I can't believe the humans didn't eat all that stuff!?!?!?! I mean, it's so good! I now go out every day and have myself a feast, which is making a permanent dirt clump on my chin, but I figure you have to suffer for the good stuff. I just love it SOOOOO much!! It's just so awesome. And the best part is, they add new stuff everyday!! I get more EVERYDAY! We don't need chickens!! We have the stuff all right here..... unless the chickens are the main course, and this is the side. That's even better. We could throw a party! I have the refreshments!! I'll have my dad cut some of the trees around it (and maybe some chicken heads, too! (-: ), so we can dig in! It'll be great. I'll start planning. Hmm, this month, next month? I'll think about it. In the meantime, have a good day!

Ruby Visited

This is Ruby. My sister says she is a Newfoundland, but that can't be true, because that sounds like "New-Found-Land", and she is definitely NOT a piece of land. She wasn't very social. I tried to play with her, but besides our usual "let me sniff you in impolite places" meeting ritual, she ignored me. Can you believe it?!?!?!!? She IGNORED me!! Luckily she doesn't have a dog-blog, so she won't read this, but how lame can you be!!?!?!?! To ignore another dog and go walking on the other dog's property. The pictures of us TOGETHER are the only one's we have, because she was never really with me. She looks like a bear, too. If I looked like a bear, I would be ashamed to show my face in public!! Well, I think so at least. I mean, if I were walking with my mommy on the road and another human said" Is that a BEAR!!?!?!!?", I would be totally embarrassed. TOTALLY! What is the point of being such a wonderful species like a dog when everyone mistakens you for a bear?!?!?!?! Well, I suppose she doesn't have a choice, but still. I know I am being mean, but it's my blog and I can voice my opinion, so I thought I would......

On another note, my sister's horse got here. Now all she talks about is Daisy. Daisy this and Daisy that. Ugh!!! It's driving me nuts!!! I even got buzzed by the dumb wires that the horse is kept in. Now I have to duck really low, just in case it happens again. I went into the horse's land the first day she was here, and she CHASED ME OUT!!! I didn't know she had it in her. She just suddenly spun and ran at me. I had to get out really fast. When I was out, she acted like nothing had happened, and she kept on eating the ground like before. ( I wonder if the ground tastes that good...hmm, I'll have to try it.) Sheesh! Horses these days. They are so rude. My sister keeps on strapping a big brown thing on her back and sitting on her. She acts like it's so fun. I can do that too!! Well, to be honest (not that I'm not honest or anything), but I think she was trying to do that once with a blanket but I wouldn't let her and I ran away. Now I feel bad. Ugh, this blog makes me feel bad about a lot of stuff. Anyway, that's enough writing, I have to go. Tootles!

Boomer Wrote to Me!!

Look!! Boomer wrote me a letter. Two, in fact!! Ok, the first picture is of the postcard I got a few days ago. I was very happy with it, especially with Boomers own paw prints! I made sure that my sis clipped it to my cage, so I will always have a little piece of Boomer. It also made me feel melancholy, which is why I look a little down in the third pic. Then today, you wouldn't believe it, I got an envelope for me from Boomer that had treats in it. The fourth pic. shows how well I helped get the envelope open...I was a little shy of the camera, but the treats won me over. I really enjoyed it, so thank you so much, my Boomer-boy!!! I love you, too. Just in case you can't read what the post card says [you probably can't!], it says:
"Hey Sweetie! I miss you very much! Thank you for your present! I loved it! We have to see each other soon! [at this point he writes something that you can only find out if you can read the picture, I want to keep it personal]
Your Boomie"
See, isn't that nice?!?!?!?! I just love him! He really know how to make a girls day! Really! I love you Boomie!! Thank you so much!!
I hope you are all having a good day so far. I am!! Bye!

My Nose

Ok, I know this is kind of a gruesome picture, but my mommy took it for the fun of it, so I figured, why not put it on the blog?!?! I saw that Boomer had a picture of his nose too, so I think all us dog bloggers should try to post pictures of our noses this week. We can see the different colors, and, um....stuff. Sorry, I was just trying to give a reason to convince you guys to do it, but I couldn't think of any....So, I dare you dog-bloggers to post a nosey picture. This is kind of like a tag game, except I am tagging everyone. If you don't want to do it, fine, I just figured since I know that I have trouble finding things to post it was a good idea. Anyway, if you aren't doing it ignore all the things in yellow, and read on. Actually, there isn't anything to read because there isn't much more to say about my nose (I know, isn't is awesome?!?!?!), so I guess you can stop reading now...so...um....**cough**.....right....um....Bye!

Neighborhood Dogs

These are my neighbor-dogs! I really don't know their names, I just know that every time my mommy takes me walking there they are out. The first dog in the pictures is really old and quite annoying, I must admit. I know I shouldn't be mean to the old doggies, but really, he just follows us up the street, and he does not respond to "go home".....well, I don't think I would either, but oh well. My mom says you should respect your elders, so I guess I should, but still.......As you can see in the pictures of us together, we weren't really interested in each other very much. The last picture is of a little dog who is also very annoying. He barks, and barks, and barks!!! Sheesh, he never stops barking! I, if you can believe it, I am not a dog that enjoys barking! I hate it. I think in my entire life I have barked 15 times in all. That's it! I think that number is even too high! I HATE barking. I don't know, I just do. I will bark one bark if the doorbell rings, then I growl and hide in my cage. Great plan, isn't it?!?! I really know how to protect my humans, or not to protect my humans, for that matter. Anyway, I'm way off track. I just wanted to show you some of my neighbor dogs. I'll try to post tomorrow or Monday. Have a nice day!